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Barbossa's Monkey
08 February 2010 @ 06:37 pm
My grandmother has passed away today and although I don't know when yet, I will be going out to California to her funeral soon.

My biggest regret about this whole thing is that I did not get to talk to her one last time. I would give anything to talk to her and let her know how I felt but now I can't. I tried to make arrangements to talk to her, but it could not be done or so I'm told. I'm not sure if I should be angry, upset or whatever if it turns out that I was denied the chance just so I could be spared.

There is truth in the saying that you do not realize the time lost with someone until that someone is gone.
 
 
Current Mood: extremely upset
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
01 February 2010 @ 12:34 pm
Ugh  
My right jaw is tender at the joint and has been gradually getting worse. I don't know why. I haven't done anything to it. I only notice it when it moves a certain way whenever I'm talking or eating and when I feel it, I can feel the tenderness, a dull pain that has become more and more pronounced as the days go by. :\
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Barbossa's Monkey
01 February 2010 @ 12:26 pm

If you could wake up and spend 24 hours in an online game with any weapons/powers, would you do it? If so, what type of game would you choose, and why?

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If I could? I've already done that! Did a 24hr Marathon with my favorite game and clan, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault (Spearhead)! Lots of coffee, root beer and potato chips were involved. Lol.

The fact that MoH could be easily modded by its server host allowed us to do pretty much anything with it. Giantism, invisibility, dwarfism, unlimited ammo, one shot, freeze tag, capture the flag, free for all, team match, land sharking, liberation (free your team mates and capture the enemy) no gravity, flamethrowers, rocket grenades (drop it and you go flying), air planes, tanks, super speed (that one is hilarious, especially when you add no gravity), custom maps, custom weapons, custom skins, traps, dogs, bots, teleports, build your own base, and so on.

Games today seem rather limited in what the server host can do to it.
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
25 January 2010 @ 01:33 am
Title: For Queen and Country (Chapter One)
Author: barbossamonkey
Characters: Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes and Star Wars
Timeline: A year after Watson marries and a year and some months after the conclusion of the Blackwood case. Any time period that involves the Galactic Empire post Prequel.
Rating: R, for violence and some mature content not suitable for children under 17
Summary: It is 1888 and Victorian Londoners find themselves under the rule of the Galactic Empire a year after they arrive in the Sol System. Sherlock Holmes and his ever faithful friend Dr John Watson have tried to endure a life in a world filled with cruelty and rebellion. Crime has increased and Holmes finds himself busier than ever, but when he inadvertently finds himself investigating a case involving a high Imperial official, his life as a consulting detective is turned upside down and soon finds himself on the run and making alliances with the last person he ever expected to deal with.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock Holmes or Star Wars so therefore I am not making any money off of them. This story was created for the sole purpose of entertaining myself and my readers.
Author Note: This story is centered more around the Sherlock Holmes fandom than the Star Wars fandom. No established characters from Star Wars will make an appearance in this story. This story is also loosely based on the Sherlock Holmes Canon and the new movie. It has been a long time since I have read Sherlock Holmes, so it may take a while for me to get chapters up.

"We rule through might and fear—fear of the chaos that would ensue should the Imperial government falter…"
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
20 January 2010 @ 01:30 am
I FOUND THE SHERLOCK HOLMES MOVIE ONLINE!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! 
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
20 January 2010 @ 12:42 am
Well... I caved and watched it a fourth time. XD
 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Sherlock Holmes OST
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
18 January 2010 @ 01:05 am
Title: For Queen and Country
Author: barbossamonkey
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Irene Adler, Dr John Watson, Mary Watson, Prof. James Moriarty, Inspector Lestrade and a bunch of OCs.
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes and Star Wars
Timeline: A year after Watson marries and a year and some months after the conclusion of the Blackwood case. Any time period that involves the Galactic Empire post Prequel.
Rating: R, for violence and some mature content not suitable for children under 17
Summary: It is 1888 and Victorian Londoners find themselves under the rule of the Galactic Empire a year after they arrive in the Sol System. Sherlock Holmes and his ever faithful friend Dr John Watson have tried to endure a life in a world filled with cruelty and rebellion. Crime has increased and Holmes finds himself busier than ever, but when he inadvertently finds himself investigating a case involving a high Imperial official, his life as a consulting detective is turned upside down and soon finds himself on the run and making alliances with the last person he ever expected to deal with.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock Holmes or Star Wars so therefore I am not making any money off of them. This story was created for the sole purpose of entertaining myself and my readers.
Author Note: This story is centered more around the Sherlock Holmes fandom than the Star Wars fandom. No established characters from Star Wars will make an appearance in this story. This story is also loosely based on the Sherlock Holmes Canon and the new movie. It has been a long time since I have read Sherlock Holmes, so it may take a while for me to get chapters up.


"In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a great criminal." - Inspector Lestrade
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Dead Can Dance: The Host of Seraphim
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
11 January 2010 @ 04:06 pm
Good Lord, I can't stop watching the new movie. I'm so going to make myself go broke if I keep this up. I've seen it three times now and itching to see it for a fourth time!

Of course it does not help the fact that I use to be (and still am) a Sherlockian and before this movie came out, I use to be into the Holmes/Irene ship. So when this movie deeply implied and showed they have a relationship, that old muse has been stroked and returned to life. Ugh, now I want to write Sherlock Holmes stories again and I cant get Holmes out of my mind (especially RDJr's Holmes who happens to be probably the best looking one to this day! lol).

*hides wallet and credit card* Must resist seeing it a 4th time! MUST RESIST!!!! MUST RESIST!!!

And it does not help knowing that they will be making a sequel to the movie too. I can't wait to see who they'll cast for Moriarty. Out of all the characters Holmes and Moriarty were my favorites. They are the perfect match for hero and villain.

The only thing I find disappointing are the other Sherlockians who refuse to see the film because it is not Basil Rathbone[sp?] or Jeremy Brett portraying him or that RDJr and Guy Ritchie did not stick 100% to Doyle's discriptions of the characters. Well I have a word or two to say to those people.

You're close minded fools and Holmes would be disappointed in you all.
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
19 December 2009 @ 02:34 pm
Title: One Day
Author: [info]barbossamonkey
Summary: Ten years is a longtime to wait for something. Hector Barbossa knows this experience all too well and so when Elizabeth Turner returns to the island where she promised to wait for her husband, Will Turner, the captain of The Flying Dutchman is about to learn just how hard it really is to wait. Disclaimer: Don't own pirates, but I do own this story concept.
Pairing: Barbossabeth and Willabeth
X-posted: [info]merrypirates, [info]pirategasm, [info]barbossabeth, [info]blackpearlsails, [info]whore4hector
Notes: This story is in response to the [info]merrypirates story exchange community and was written for [info]bonnyblondelass' request "Discovery of their [Barbossa and Elizabeth] clandestine relationship by Will". The resulting story is how I perceived Will finds out about such a relationship between the two.

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"One day ashore, ten years at sea. It's a steep price for what's been done."
"Depends on the one day."
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
02 December 2009 @ 02:27 pm
Found out more about grandma's situation. The brain tumor is about 4cm large which makes options limited. Its already decided that she'll do surgery to remove as much of it as possible, otherwise if she doesn't she'll only have 2-8 months to live.
 
 
Current Mood: distressed
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
01 December 2009 @ 04:19 pm
My grandmother, Jean, really really needs prayers from everyone that is kind enough to give them. She's just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and right now we do not know how bad it is or what her options are but based on her recent behavior, it sounds really bad.
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
29 November 2009 @ 02:35 pm

Do you put up decorations for the holidays? If so, when do the decorations go up and when do you take them down?

Submitted By [info]carterbecks99


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Traditonally, if we're not busy with other things or too lazy, we put the tree up shortly after TG holiday and over the course of Decemeber the rest of the decorations go up but that's pretty much been scaled down to a tree and a village. I pretty much do it all by myself these days. Parents are too lazy. The decorations stay up until a few days after New Years.

Christmas use to be fun for me, now its just a hassle since Im the only one doing it and no family around. Back when the family use to be within driving distance of each other, it use to be loads of fun.
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
22 October 2009 @ 07:12 am
Title: Who Am I?
Author: [info]barbossamonkey
Characters: Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack thinks back on how he ended up in a cell again and starts to regret shooting Barbossa.
Author’s Notes: Prompt response to "flair" on The Black Pearl forum. This is also a continuation of the Wild West mini-series I started.
Xposted: [info]pirategasm , [info]whore4hector , [info]blackpearlsails

 

'Anger causes irrational behavior, the consequences of which can be costly.' )

 

 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
07 August 2009 @ 04:41 am

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?


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The head of a hippogryph from World of Warcraft.... I so need to stop playing WoW if blots are starting to look like things from that game. Lol

 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
30 July 2009 @ 08:51 pm
 
Finally got Rodabrons inked. Took me a while because of his hands and feet. Next up is the coloring which is something I've rarely done with a lot of my drawings. *crosses fingers*



 
 
Current Mood: artistic
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
02 July 2009 @ 04:49 pm
Title: The O.K. Corral
Author: [info]barbossamonkey
Characters: Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After having been left in the Painted Desert, Jack gets his revenge in the way of the Old West.
Author’s Notes: Prompt response to “wave” on The Broken Compass forum.
Xposted: [info]pirategasm , [info]whore4hector , [info]blackpearlsails


Hello and good-bye )


I had no intentions of continuing a previous drabble but this is what came up for this weeks prompt so I decided to do it anyway. Heh. Should this continue in a another drabble, which it might since I have the next scene already in my head, I may make this a drabble series. Dunno yet.
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
27 June 2009 @ 07:27 am
Title: Déjà vu
Author: [info]barbossamonkey
Characters: Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa relive the past in 19th century Wild West.
Author Notes: Prompt response to “indian” on the Broken Compass forum.
X-posted: [info]whore4hector , [info]pirategasm , [info]blackpearlsails

Things never change... )
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
19 June 2009 @ 07:39 pm
*jumps on soap box*

Let me just say that the IMDB is full of morons. Why do I say this? I just read a thread concerning the new Ice Age movie that is coming out and how that person is upset because the franchise is introducing dinosaurs and therefore ruining scientific fact about that period in history. Fortunately there was one or two people in that thread that were trying to set the record straight but they were outnumbered by the idiotic, religious fanatics and scientific douchebags and overprotective parents (which in my opinion are all a bunch of morons that need a reality check in their lives) so their intelligence got drowned out by all the stupidity of the others.

Yes there are dinosaurs in the movie. There were dinosaurs in the other two movies too. Ice Age had one frozen. Ice Age 2 had two of them for villains and now Ice Age 3 has a whole lost world so having dinosaurs in Ice Age is nothing new. The Lost World has always been a myth in human culture, a world where time had forgotten and that man had yet to discover and touch. It has never been below Hollywood to use myth and legends to make a movie entertaining, especially a cartoon movie. But there is the key word. "Entertaining". Hollywood's goal is to entertain the populace and make money off of entertaining them. If cheesy two-dimensional plots are found entertaining by the populace then Hollywood will produce such a movie. If you don't like that kind of movie, then why are you showing an interest in cartoons to begin with? Most of the time they are cheesy, two-dimensional movies.

Yes dinosaurs also did exist at one time. They don't exist now because they died out. To anyone who believes that the Earth is 6000 years old and therefore dinosaurs never existed, you need to go to a museum of natural history and ask the curator to take you back to where they clean the fossils or go to that dinosaur museum where they excavate the fossils in person or just go to Montana and to that valley that's rich for dinosaur fossils. Only a blind man would ignore what is in front of him, but only an idiot would deny the truth when it is laid out before him. I could go on how Creation and Evolution is one and the same thing but that's for another rant for another day.

Now there are the overprotective parents who dislike the Sid and Bull joke that you see in the trailer. They are afraid that little boys and girls will pull out the genitals of other boys and tug on them because of the joke. If they are under the age of 12 they are more than likely not going to get that joke and therefore won't be doing that. If they are older than they have enough sense to not do it unless they are retarded and isolated, sheltered children that haven't been told what is right and wrong then you have some basis to your concerns otherwise your children have brains of their own and you need to learn to trust them and let them be themselves elsewise they'll grow up being ignorant of the real world.

There is also nothing wrong with a child believing that animals can talk. In fact you should encourage things like that but also remind them that it is make-believe. Your child will be happier in his/her childhood and look back on those days with fondness. Parents need not worry about the child continuing to believe that animals can talk because as they grow older, they will outgrow that belief unless, again, they are mentally unwell to begin with then the parent needs to make sure that the child understands that it is make-believe. One of the things that is wrong with society today is that parents refuse to let their children to believe in the absurd and fantastical and the children grow up without an imagination and become prudes essentially. Without imaginative intuition we would have no music, no art, no stories, no movies, no inventions, nothing. We would all be mindless, unthinking, unimaginative drones with no sense of humor and very little happiness in our lives.

*jumps off soap box*
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
10 June 2009 @ 09:40 am
Just posted this on my deviantart account. Look I can draw almost as good as NeonDragon! Wooo!

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Current Mood: artistic
 
 
Barbossa's Monkey
My first video! Haha.

A Runescape tutorial for the minigame Vinesweeper. You don't have to play Runescape to get some use out of this tutorial. It can also teach you how to play Minesweeper since both are the exact same game.

 
 
 
 

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